I Miss You Excedrin

Sometimes, I wish my brain was made out of ice cream, so when I get migraines or head aches, I could just use an ice cream scooper to scoop out the painful part. Then I would replace it with a fresh new flavor and everything would be perfect. I would also never get brain freezes or fevers this way.

Have I mentioned I've taken a few tylenol and its late and I'm feeling a bit woozy?